[Fisher]

For those of you who also drive...

At ASDA, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in tight, tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other. One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet!

I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again today so BE CAREFUL!

 

[Jake Warner]

Hahahaha

 

[D-Drz]

loool in your dreams maybe??

 

[MrAndy979]

im sure its worth it

 

[Jake Warner]

Probably cheaper too haha

 

[Fisher]

Cheaper?

Wallets are like, 99p each at poundland.
I'm on my third pallet!

 

[Jake Warner]

Than a pay the lady (wink wink nudge nudge) hahaha